My Cats are Trying to Kill Me

Keep your paws off my body

Thank god I found this in time.

I woke up in time to save myself. DeeDee put her paw over my mouth. “Shhhhhhhhhhhh. This never happened. Shhhhh.”

Criminal mastermind.

This was a test run. Tino will sleep on my forehead. Then DeeDee will smother me. I will be paralyzed by their cat venom.

It is unsettling to wake up to this. I call this look “premeditation.”